'come over for a few drinks' more like
“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents
I’m meant to be packing to go north but I don’t wanna I can already hear my parents getting pissy tomorrow morning
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Last week I was swanning about Sicily in the sun and now I’m revising sociology in a thunderstorm how the mighty have fallen
I’m so gutted I lost these glasses I need to get down primark for another pair stat
this is so much funnier once you know what a pen license is
Pen License: the ‘graduation’ from pencil to pen teachers will decide if your writing is neat enough and punctual enough to be able to use a pen.
fucking australians what the hell
I thought it was just a joke so I looked it up and its true!
Bitch I was the first in my class to get my pen licence, and my calligraphy licence.
do other countries not have this? I still remember the day I got mine