lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
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getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow