australiansanta:

'come over for a few drinks' more like

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badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

I’m meant to be packing to go north but I don’t wanna I can already hear my parents getting pissy tomorrow morning

stupidstagram:

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me: chill 

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

warmth-bjork:

Last week I was swanning about Sicily in the sun and now I’m revising sociology in a thunderstorm how the mighty have fallen

I’m so gutted I lost these glasses I need to get down primark for another pair stat

warmth-bjork:

Last week I was swanning about Sicily in the sun and now I’m revising sociology in a thunderstorm how the mighty have fallen

I’m so gutted I lost these glasses I need to get down primark for another pair stat

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

ashton-hugs:

itsadamnponyshirt:

5sosissauce:

hotdamn5sos:

this is so much funnier once you know what a pen license is

Pen License: the ‘graduation’ from pencil to pen teachers will decide if your writing is neat enough and punctual enough to be able to use a pen.

fucking australians what the hell

I thought it was just a joke so I looked it up and its true!

Bitch I was the first in my class to get my pen licence, and my calligraphy licence. 

do other countries not have this? I still remember the day I got mine

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

ashton-hugs:

itsadamnponyshirt:

5sosissauce:

hotdamn5sos:

this is so much funnier once you know what a pen license is

Pen License: the ‘graduation’ from pencil to pen teachers will decide if your writing is neat enough and punctual enough to be able to use a pen.

fucking australians what the hell

I thought it was just a joke so I looked it up and its true!

Bitch I was the first in my class to get my pen licence, and my calligraphy licence. 

do other countries not have this? I still remember the day I got mine